is this a joke

things i would like to do right now

eat a blueberry pie
eat all the chipotle in the world
read a book for leisure
take a day-long nap
go to blue pearl
actually enjoy second semester
run outside and sit on the grass
not do this research paper

why a single assignment is worth 30% of my grade, i really don’t understand.

• 28 April 2012 • 5 notes

“An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but will never break.”

wait if it’s invisible how do you know it’s red

“An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but will never break.”

wait if it’s invisible how do you know it’s red

(Source: soushi-kun, via nothingis1314)

• 25 April 2012 • 22,937 notes

brian:	let's write an opinion story
opinion--hemorrhoids are bad
vik:	no shit
brian:	exactly
you can't shit
when you have 'em

• 24 April 2012 • 10 notes

UGH

adlkfjaldkf:

people are so damn annoying

i

fucking

hate

people

fuck

you

all

• 23 April 2012 • 6 notes

odds & ends

quit looking down on berkeley/UCs just because a number of lynbrook students attend every year. maybe they’re going to berkeley over a private because of cost issues or the program is better, okay? your personal preferences have nothing to do with that of others… underclassmen doing this when they haven’t done proper research are especially irritating, simply because the application process honestly requires more than you think… it’s strictly a “gotta do it first” kinda thing. on another note somehow i feel like i never hear about people shit-talking UCLA…
quit harassing the kony kids if you don’t do anything but sit on your fat ass at home equipped with your internet connection and facebook account and criticize them; they certainly care more and tried to do/did more than i (and perhaps you) ever will… idk about you, but i’ve got no right to say anything.
LOL i love you epic/valhalla … and vertigo/aletheia… MILF…
ray has the nicest covers/mash-ups ^___^　
i’m too n00b to order heels online sigh… “hey madd, so the big stick thingy at the back is 5.25 inches? and the platform is 1.25 inches? does that mean i’d be 6.5 inches taller than i would be without them?”

• 21 April 2012 • 16 notes

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• 20 April 2012 • 1 note